Saturday 21 December 2013

My body is a gate



My body is a gate – by Nick Green

My body is a gate letting an angel through.
Little angel, unknown angel with no name.
My body racked with pain I let the epidural methadone take me to a calmer, happier place while little whatshisname, whatshername shifted her (or his) tiny shoulders so that the head and neck fell into my birth canal – getting ready to meet ‘Mummy’ for the first time.
Then as if the sun started shining again on a rainy day, he pushed open the gate

and it was a boy.


Sunday 8 December 2013

Maneater (part i)

The end of the second drought year had again meant little food for the lions. A subadult male stood on the termite mound at the edge of the soccer pitch by the staff village and flared his nostrils - scenting the people who had come to talk excitedly and point at him. He could hear them but against the backdrop of the manmade camp buildings nothing triggered his instinct to kill, these were merely noisy and curious animals that he, as a youngster, was not yet familiar with.

It was Christmas and the staff were already excited. The fact that they weren't busy made it worse. Having a lion so close to camp seemed like a good photo opportunity - spurred on by the rest of the group two of the girls came closer to the fence while one of the guides photographed them. The excitement and noise level increased.

The lion's ears angled forward and his fur flattened against his skin. Half a mile away his mother and eight siblings were moving hungrily through the bush in his direction. Two miles away his father in a coalition of three adult males were returning from a female-hunting expedition in a neghbouring territory. They too were on their way home. The young lion inched his way higher up the termite mound for a better view and feel of the strange scene below him. From here he could have easily jumped over the seven-foot-high fence and dropped into the staff village had he felt so inclined.

Having decided he wasn't interested, he half-skipped, half-jumped to the ground. The girls nearest the fence and all the other female staff screamed and ran - they thought - for their lives.

Something deep inside the young lion, something he'd had since birth, switched his senses to full alert. But suddenly the people had disappeared. Maybe he would tell his mother later.
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In camp the mood was mildly frantic. Mike the manager, and Tumi the head guide were busy talking about it in the main guest area.

'I can't believe the staff are so stupid,' Mike said, 'I mean it's not like we haven't lost people to lions before, for fuck's sake.'

'It's not their fault,' Tumi said. 'Most of these guys were illiterate villagers before they came here. They don't really understand the danger. Only the myths taught to them by their aunts and grandmothers.'

'I'm just worried. I mean, the lions are hungry after such a long drought.' Mike jumped up from the step where he was sitting and walked towards the bar. 'I'm going to grab another one. Do you want something?'

'No, I'm good. Who's got the safe key? I need fags.'

'Speaking of the gun safe, we should set up an armed patrol tonight with floodlights and take it in turns to carry the rifle. We can do it in pairs.'

'Are you serious?'

'Like a heart attack.'

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Martha came to Botswana from Canada to head up a program fitting reflective tags to the ears of donkeys to reduce the number of road traffic accidents at night. A secondary programme would educate the donkey owners on how to keep livestock off the roads.

As a favour to her, so that she could see some safari animals as well, she was on her way into the bush with a group of disadvantaged children. They were heading to Film Camp in the Nkwe Lodge concession. It was a good way of giving the kids - who would never be able to afford such a trip - an educational and hopefully life-changing safari.

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Festus 'Sheriff-Marshall' Gibbs had been running Film Camp for nearly twenty years. It was a fairly lonely existence with breaks of weeks and even months between visitors. The wages were low but the fact that accommodation and food were paid for meant that he saved enough money to build and maintain a house in Maun (with one wife) and another in Seronga (with a second).

Between film projects he lived on frozen chickenand tinned corned beef. Festus liked to vary his diet by catching and eating fish, and this would be his last opportunity to fish before the kids arrived.

The young male lion was on his way to the river to drink water when the man inadvertently crossed his path.

Festus had barely arrived at the river bank when he met his death. The subadult male, driven by hunger and curiosity, silently covered the remaining twenty metres between the sun-bleached bush that hid him and the man in one leap. The momentum alone coupled with his weight (150kg) was enough to bring the man to the ground - combined with cursory claws this was never an even match.

Intrigued, the lion removed the head of his prey with one bite and tasted for the first time, human blood.

Thursday 14 November 2013

The long straight road

The road is calling me. These streets made of sand, sunlight and water. The white glare from the sand and the black shade, cool under the shade trees. How many more years can I walk this long, straight road of life and death? I go deliberately to my secret place. Past the cemetery behind Riley's (birthplace of Maun) to where the road ends at the river. Here there is a splash of dark green, bright green. A billy goat clicks and spits at me, challenging me to move as he brings his whole herd up the hill towards me. Going quietly mad I have come here on purpose to manufacture calm. For me there is enough (personal) death in Maun. And now I feel like I am dying.

My heart is in Gabs and the UK, but my body is back in Maun, kicking and punching its way out of the paper bag that is the poverty trap. Fuckit. Fuck this narrowminded, corrupt backwater.

At the end of the road where the green weeds begin, I am hitchhiking to Cape Town, working in bars and playing guitar to support my new wife and child. From here we get on a ferry to Zanzibar and live happily until we can work our passage across to the Caribbean. Micronesia, Australia, New Zealand, China, Bhutan, Russia and home (back to England) through Europe.

A voice is calling me to pull my Princess closer. Something is troubling her and I can do little to help from 1000km away. We have established that one day she will tell me. We talk on the phone about me sucking her big toe and I hear her laugh, see her beautiful eyes and big smile. It helps. Only together are we complete.

Friday 1 November 2013

What I'm Reading in today's Cape Times.
Pretty Little Song about Death 
October 30th 2013, Cresta Riley's, Maun
Maun International Poetry and Literary Arts Festival 2013

Here's a pretty little song about death yeah
I saw her face yesterday
Here's a pretty little song about love yeah
I couldn't remember what to say yeah
Here's a pretty little song about life yeah
About trying to find a wife yeah
Here's a pretty little song about me
About trying to be free
Here's a pretty little song about you
So you can feel free too yeah
Here's a pretty little song about death yeah
I saw her face yesterday
Here's a pretty little song about love yeah
I saw it in her eyes she didn't care yeah
Here's a pretty little song about hate
I found out much too late yeah
Here's a pretty little song about maybe
I said how much will you pay me
Here's a pretty little song about me
About trying to be free
Here's a pretty little song about you
So you can feel free too yeah



Sunday 27 October 2013

I had the pleasure of talking to the InkDrippers, Brian Goercke's poetry club at Livingstone Kolobeng College in Gaborone last week. What an amazing group of talented and enthusiastic students!!!

Saturday 21 September 2013

Overcoming

I was asked by Ragton Mazhani to come on his show The Overcomers on Duma FM. We had a great chat for about an hour, talking all about my life growing up in Oxford, my love of books etc. We also talked about how to pursue goals and not listen to the haters out there. It should air in the next ten days or so - thanks Ragton! Great show.


After more than ten years I am finally going to unleash my angst-ridden young man's first (experimental) novel on the world....here is a preview of Andy Meaden's awesome cover which utilises Diane Barbee's yellow party dress to perfection. It's all in there, the meaning of life, the bittersweet taste of first love...

Monday 19 August 2013

Black Crake Books Awards

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Friday 9 August 2013

Yellow Dress

Very excited to think about finally publishing my first novel Yellow Dress. Diane Barbee has kindly agreed to let me use her painting on the cover.

http://barbeeartdaily.blogspot.com/2009_10_01_archive.html